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BONKERS - CURIO WELLNESS

 

"The ghost vapor creeps out of my pax3 with a wicked sense of freedom..."

Hey hey from Big J smoke of the day! Nothing like celebrating and enjoying the holiday of bouncing rabbits, fun foods, and fresh green grass! The joy of sampling new flowers are few and far between these days; however, a truly special flower by @CurioWellness is no longer just a sample. Welcome back Bonkers, the wait has been too long!

  • Strain: Bonkers

  • Grower: Curio Wellness 

  • THCa: 22.8%

  • Tools: Morning time session, 10x loope (for fun), pax3, fire, and paper

 

Peering down, I see a freshly stuffed jar of medical cannabis with ridiculously large over-colorful buds. I grab the 10x loupe for an up close dive, and the excitement party of deep saturated kaleidoscope amethyst to chrome green colors, smash my bouncing eye's! As I relax my pupils, the hidden crystals come alive with sunshine, and they drop me into the daydream of let's smoke! 

 

Clean as linen in the coming off the violet flowers in the spring time dew, my mind searches for what flavors are lifting from the grinder. This hard lemon funkiness with lite chemy overtones that bleed over from this Lemon Tree x Cookies and Cream sativa leaning batch, comes out punchy.  

 

The ghost vapor creeps out of my pax3 with a wicked sense of freedom, and this endless drifting stream of steamy tingling nothingness! As my heavenly floating eyes dance all along the neck of fine jamming music, my brain clips through time like sun melting the morning fog. The compass of euphoric pleasure steers me into an uplifting dog-star full moon run, with a groovy sense of tranquility. 

 

This wow, incredible flower brings me to a still as glass sensation, which allows for clarity in my Bonkers brain! My mind goes curiously through a time skipping sensation that fully presses the frontal lobe into a dreamy warmth, while the body plops into a creative happiness that comes on slowly and stays strong!

 

My fellow Medical Cannabis Connoisseur, open fields of dark purple flowers and rays of bright rosin balls, always releases joyful rich feelings for me! For this batch of Bonkers, I was tripped back into a heavy eyed fo'dunky creative heady twistful delight, that will be enjoyed again!

  • Peace and smoke up y'all! - Big J

East Coast  Sour Diesel

Take Five: Grassroots

Lemon Meringue
SunMed Growers

BLUE AND CREAM - LIBERTY CANNABIS

This is the third batch of Blue and Cream in the last two weeks, which is to say I really like this strain of Maryland goodness from Liberty Cannabis and Holistic Industries.

 

The effects come on pretty quickly and in abundance, hard hitting  and lingers for awhile... Sedative Euphoria is what I would call this Blue and Cream, although the Indica features are pronounced there is enough heady euphoric energy to feel well rounded - Body & Mind with this one like the yin and yang perfectly coiled up against each other.

  • These effects are produced from the 28% total cannabinoids and nearly 2% terpenes of which B Myrcene 0.68% D Limonene 0.69% and B Caryophellene 0.37% being TOP TERPS, combine for one pretty wonderful entourage effect -Sedative Euphoria, see below.

 

This is some of the finest evening medicine this Connoisseur has had in some time, the best comparison I can make is with Evermore Cannabis Co MD famous - Blue Cookies, those of you in the know will know what I mean.

 

The sedative body waves roll in after about 20 - 30 mins and the rest of the evening is mellow mania, as heard through the audio-prism of Digable Planet's classic 90s album Blowout Comb which is an appropriate vibe and headspace to enjoy this super fine product.

 

These little nuggets of purple, green and lime joy are available all throughout MD @ Dispensaries right now for a bargain $60 a quarter @ Health For Life White Marsh and $75 a quarter for a slightly higher THC batch (31%) @ Your Farmacy in Lutherville either batch will do you well and I didn't really notice a difference in appearance between the two.​

Blue And Cream
Liberty Cannabis

LEMON MERINGUE - SUNMED GROWERS

"Not quite whistle while you work, but smile for awhile... "

Medicine From The Sun - Lemon Meringue has a very sunny disposition and treats anxiety and mild melancholy with a Sativa Smile 

 

  • LEMON MERINGUE - Zesty Lemony Treat from SunMed Growers UPDATED BATCH INFO

The Science - 22% total cannabinoids and 2.37% terps with B Caryophelene 0.64% and B Myrcene 0.49% being there top two

 

  • Lemon Skunk x Cookies & Cream Effects - Lemon Meringue goes straight to the head giving one a very nice jolt of creative euphoric energy, this is a great batch for working and getting things done, not quite whistle while you work, but smile for awhile... the effects come on quickly and linger.

The aroma profile is zesty fresh lemons with a dollop of vanilla creme, which is to say very nice and dreamy... the sweet kind.

 

Pleasant Vibe - The heady euphoric effects are indeed sunshine for the mind and eventually body as the high dips into a nice fuzzy blissful state after the two hour mark, I would suggest morning and early evening use, but you know... to each their own, the effects might express differently for you, in a phrase... Active Creative High, Body Kind with Flavor.

 

  • Kudos SunMed on another Connoisseur batch

DIESEL DOUGH - CULTA CANNABIS

"This strain reminds me of Jack or Cindy 99..."

Greetings and good morning fellow connoisseurs... As promised here's the goods on Culta's premium batches. First off the packaging was different... Glass which is a very classy presentation.

Then the next thing you notice is the aroma... Very intense and pungent, this is a very piney earthy terp profile, then the next thing you notice is the superb bag appeal of this strain as you can plainly see Culta's got it going on in this dept.

Then there's the effects... Immediate euphoria in that awesome sativa dom way that's delivered very heady... Gets the creative juices flowing, balanced with the high Myrcene level... Great rush of thoughts and ideas sans the anxiety of some strong sativa strains, a very narrow needle Culta successfully threaded with this one. And I should add goes great with coffee and wake and bake people.


This strain reminds me of Jack or Cindy 99.. Very hazy and energetic... Strain for day time use when you need energy and out of the box thinking.. Kudos Culta.

THC and THCa 29.1%
A-pinene 0.08%
B-pinene 0.11%
B-caryophyllene 0.37%
B-Myrcene 1%
Linalool 0.41%
Limonene 0.71%


VERY TERPY - Great Nose

 

 

  • Very heady euphoric with some nice body effects... Mostly though this is a creative day time strain that will energize and keep you going.

Diesel Dough

CULTA Cannabis

Chernobyl
SunMed Growers

CHERNOBYL - SUNMED GROWERS

Chernobyl is an explosive sativa dominant Connoisseur strain with a 20-80 indica/sativa ratio.... which is to say this is very heady with a huge side of euphoric bliss.

 

Trainwreck and Trinity provided the genetic material, which is then pollinated with Jack the Ripper (another lovely strain all by itself... Sigh) Colors abound with light green and hazy purple being the top two, the frosty nugs will impress even the most hardcore Connoisseur.

 

  • This batch testing in @ 29% Total Cannabinoids and 2.3% Terpenes for One Wonderful Entourage Effect

 

That SMELL

 

Chernobyl has a potent gas smell to it with lime and citrus undertones making it a funky aromatic strain, but how about that flavor? it is exquisite. It has a smooth deep taste that resembles its smell. Upon exhale you'll feel the expanding smoke exit the lungs with some spicy overtones... Color me impressed.

 

That HIGH

 

The high is hard hitting and it def lingers awhile... I have found this potent medicine will keep on chugging for hours and hours, good for your hard earned dollars.

 

The experience - euphoria with a nice jolt of energetic headiness. The high will wash away any anxiety or stress is highly recommended for day time use. 

 

Those BENEFITS

 

Smoking the strain has also shown to increase appetite which is perfect for individuals suffering anorexia or wasting syndrome. Chernobyl is also known to benefit patients with migraines or headaches... I can personally attest to this.

 

PINK LEMONADE - EVERMORE CANNABIS

The Pink Lemonade high is just as amazing as its flavor, with Cerebral uplifting effects... Enjoy Well Balanced Pain Relief - Pink Lemonade  From Evermore

The aroma on this batch is pretty intense, anyone within like 10 feet of you is going to know what's up

This new batch from @evermorebrands is testing @ 25% total cannabinoids and 2% terpenes with B Pinene, B Myrcene  and B Caryophelene  being the top three terps.


All in all a very pleasant experience that will whisk you away for awhile into some very nice heady euphoric bliss where the music sounds cool and the pain relief flows... Body and Mind 

 

Genetics + Background

 

Pink Lemonade is an indica dominant hybrid strain, that crosses Strawberry Fields x Sunset Sherbert.

 

Pink Lemonade is one very tasty bud that’s a big hit with indica lovers,it has a flavor that is as its name suggests – sweet cotton candy delights with a hint of gas

 

The Pink Lemonade Experience

 

The Pink Lemonade HIGH is as amazing as the intense nose, with some uplifting effects that has no cerebral limit... You'll have to wait a moment as the creep on this batch is noticeable, but when it hits, it hits big... just like the flavor profile

 

  • Pink Lemonade buds have bright light minty green spade-shaped nugs with bright orange hairs + a thick blanket of frosty golden amber crystal trichomes... We @ MC give this strain and particular batch two BIG thumbs UP! 👍👍

Pink Lemonade
Evermore Cannabis

Vortex
Harvest Of Maryland

VORTEX - HARVEST HOUSE OF CANNABIS

"From the first inhale of this beautiful dense vapor, I'm hit... "Hey hey from Big J! Hope y'all are well... this was a super fun smoke. I bought 2 more 1/8ths after i smoked the 1st one! Enjoy: 

 

Hey hey from Big J smoke of the day! The yellow shiny display such a wonderful fat nug, that screams smoke me! The enjoyment comes on fast, as all my fantastic overly fun friends are back in town for the season. Morning comes and I follow the fun cannabis path to gold covered leaves that are brightening up my day. Our community is showing wonderful signs of giving, dedication to college's/friend's, and aways special medical flower hits the door!

 

 

  • Strain: Vortex

  • Grower: Harvest

  • THCa: 21.11

  • Tools: Pax3, 10x loope, and music

 

 

Dazzling my eye's with wicked white crystal kief covered tips, this freshly harvested bud, under the 10x loope, displays a medium rich warm grassy emerald green color. Wacky looking fluffy nugs, slingshot a blaze of reddish orange dancing hairs towards the yellow sky. Then, I find out that this hard sativa leaning flower bears all kind of medicinal use and holds #1 ranking in '2010 Hightimes Medicinal Cup'. Allbud.com schools me on the parents, this Apollo 13 x Space Queen combo comes out bold and swing'n with an offspring that's spirals me up and down! 

 

The Vortex tornados crazy aromas within my nose and sends all the senses uncontrollably into a spicy sweet crisp dankness. Once the buds are crushed, the heaviness of the b-caryophyllene helps squeeze this citrus sweet tea thick funk bouncing into my space. The sticky bud loads easily into the pax3 and session time is here!

Jumping down the zippy funnel of euphoria, I'm left standing in place with an electrified dreamy sensations of fun times! 

 

From the first inhale of this beautiful dense vapor, I'm hit with an incredible amount of creative focus, that draws up all kinds of silly giggles to the entire body! As the Vortex spins me around, my mind goes escaping through a door of lingering friendly conversations that make sense to me and me only.  The Vortex's receptor relaxing terpenes, adds an uplifting calmness to my intense laced brain, that stays turned on for hours.  As I get deep into the session, pleasure from within falls off, my eyes focus on nothing but clarity, and all wacky pain from the brain goes out the door without any hesitation!

 

Stair stepping over the crazy brain, bring uplifting funness to the body, and destroying my darkness completely sums up this Vortex batch. The little Harvest yellow bags delivered once again!

 

 

  • Peace and smoke up y'all! - Big J

LA HASHPLANT - GRASSROOTS CANNABIS

"My brain goes into a lovely calming tranquil euphoric state..." Hey hey from Big J smoke of the day! Hope all are keeping safe and hang'n on the other side with one's who care! 

 

In Maryland, I find we are all Connoisseurs in our own right with respect to medical cannabis. The greatest part of chatting it up with good medical cannabis friends, is the 'remember when's?'. Remember the heavy non out of control feel of properly cured Hashish, and the Oh wow excitement of pure colorless opaque smoke dancing off the glassy chillum? The answer is clearly yes! The great people @Grassroots_MD have grown such a plant who's seed's were silent but now bring all of those deep memories out in the finest properties using #LAHashplant! 

  • Strain: LA Hashplant

  • THCa: 24.80/25.50 two batches

  • Grower: Grassroots_MD 

  • Tools: 10x loupe, fire, glass chillum, pax3, and the wacky brain 

 

Falling head first into this wonderful cured big bud, brings excitement and relief. The 10x loope shows off this buds remarkable looking limey dark green foliage that bleeds pure into crazy rosined up tips which are covered in sugary trichomes! 

 

Once the jar is popped off and the bud is ground, all kinds of fun familiar pungent peppery spiced stankness completely distorts the room's aroma!  While packing the glass chillum, the funny tasty terps release such a kushy sour sweet flavor that is completely invigorating with a fo'dunky hash stench that slowly sinks me into peaceful delirium, and now I'm ready!

 

My brain goes into a lovely calming tranquil euphoric state while Mother Nature's Indica magic sits me down into a river of pillows. Finding out quickly while in session, enjoying a conversation and staying put is the best idea with #LAhashplant! Taking me down the rediclous zig zagging river of incredible body relaxation, my spastic muscles release for hours. Racing thoughts are completely calmed, allowing for a major moment of creative clarity, all while time skipping me through articulated conversations that last into the night.  As the darkness is lifted, the grin from ear to ear sends me into body relaxation with an overwhelmingly sense of twisted refreshness! 

 

These two batchs of #LAHashplant surprisingly sent me wondering down the cannabis story land, fully jolted the frontal lobe, and lifted up my relaxing peacful forgotten memories. This confirmed hybrid indica leaning flower from 2 old school parents, La Kush x Puck Hashplant, powers down my body and flash starts my eyes into the world.

 

  • Peace and smoke up y'all! - Big J

LA Hashplant

Grassroots Cannabis

Bonkers - Curio Wellness

EAST COAST SOUR DIESEL - TAKE FIVE: GRASSROOTS

"The warm river of happiness brought on by ECSD, flings me..."

Hey hey from Big J smoke of the day! Spring time is in the air and medical cannabis is coming in locked and loaded pre-rolls for Big J. Picking up some famous dankness @Curio_timonium, thanks to Master Yoda's nose, the East Coast Sour Diesel in a #takefive pack by @Grassroots_MD is served up. Check out the 3 stand out terps in this historical phenotype, a fun Soured out ride will soon be had!

 

  • Strain: East Coast Sour Diesel 

  • Grower: Grassroots

  • THCa: 23%

  • Tools: Pax3, PRJs, Fire, and of course music 

Jumping head first into an always pleasurable session, I learn quickly the definition of '#livedeeply', while checking out Mother Natures deep intense red color up against this super PJR. Just check out that lady bug! As expected, Allbuds.com confirms all of my energetic Sativa feelings around ECSD. The fat over loaded Grassroots PRJ's come in @ .6grs each, and always over fills the Pax3.

 

A pleasurable sweet woody stankness pulls me into the Grassroots Take Five 1980s style herb box, all while sending me on a discovery trip through different open doors of varying undiscoverable funikiness of flavors. The wonderfully electrifying heavy pungent diesel aromas, hit the nose with what I fully expected, smooth silky beautiful limonene chemical overtones.

 

The warm river of happiness brought on by ECSD, flings me into a musical induced coma that allows for lucid coherence without fuzziness. As euphoria surges, my Soured out 2 ton eye's fall through the floor of intense clarity and all details hit the brain miraculously fast! Delightful pain relief allows for chaty conversations and a fresh get up and go feeling!

 

This PRJ batch of ECSD surprised me into a saturated wanckyness of colors and joyfully rang each one of this Deadhead's brain cells. 

 

  • Peace and smoke up y'all! - Big J 

GG4 X STARDAWG #11 - HARVEST

"Watch-out euphoric dreamland totally rocks the frontal lobe of my mushy melon..."

 

Hey hey from Big J smoke of the day! 

 

Here  go bouncing into the end of winter and opening my door to yellow treasures of fresh Big Spongy buds from Harvest! This fine nugget comes to me without a 'Real' name... GG4 x Stardawg #11? This will currently be know as #15 by Big J!

 

Jumping out of this fresh bag of overly weighed buds, come 2 large properly cured and matured, early spring time butter-cup style nugs. Under the 10x loupe, I see unbelievable bright luminous spheroid sugary trichome nodes, that dance past my eyes, and increase the color intensity of the saturated amber grapy purple rosin tipped foliage.

 

  • Strain: GG4 x Stardawg#11

  • Grower: @Harvest

  • THCa: 22.33%

  • Tools: time, pax3, and me!

While grinding this fluffy bud, its amazing gassy funk hits my senses with a wet'n wild sweet orange chemically stank. A tangy roller coaster of danky flavors pour out of the pax3 with a massive smooth thick vapor that quickly overwhelms the room with smells of funness!  I 100% agree with .COM'er people out there, this Sativa lean wacky colored bud is one to really enjoy during the day... and all day!

 

Sliding into a focused rabbit hole of wonderful up-ticking mood excitement, a watch-out euphoric dreamland totally rocks the frontal lobe of my mushy melon. As the stress less pain jumps out of the body, all the yummy meds drip down and directly destroy my muscle pain! Even at 22.33% THCa, i had to watch out for the silly fogginess that lays heavy within this spongy flower.

 

I'm not sure what hit me the quickest, the beast or the brightness on this fire flower. For the robust euphoria that brings on an elegant feel of mind blowing funny times, I'm calling flower #15 'Gorilla Star'!

  • Peace and smoke up y'all! - Big J

GG#4 x Stardawg #11
Harvest Of Maryland

Peyote Cookies #4 Kief
ForwardGro

  • Strain: Peyote Cookies#4

  • Product: Kief

  • THCa: 51.1%

  • Terps: over 4% Wow!

  • Grower: @Forwardgro 

 

Tools: all of them!

 

Hey hey from Big J smoke of the day!  Fall has arrived and fine new cannabis product's have shhha'wacked this Medical Connoisseur into overdrive! Kief is one of my personal go too's @Forwardgro kicked started my fall with a crazy terpy rich #PeyoteCookies #4 kief. Knocking it out of the park with over 4% terpenes, Wow! Pleasurable moments should happen with this indica leaning cross between Peyote Purple x Cookie Kush. 

 

Kief always comes with such rich amber colorful golden hashy beautiful brown saturated over tones, that send me drifting slowly down into the playful optical land. I find myself discovering a kaleidoscope of rosin balls covered with Mother Nature's goodness, excitement twinkle's eye!

 

Super fun brain waves vibrate my sense's with a spicy citrus funk that's lifting from the jar. Tingling my nose, a pungent sweetness displays itself in this batch of PyC#4. The wacked-out strong Earthy stank, sends a funky doo'licious terpy cloud throughout my session room! 

 

As the white thick opaque smoke lifts from my chillum, my body is sent down a soothing bucket ride of muscle relaxing joy. The heavy caryophyllene/limonine terpy blend, helps me achieve a full body terpene experience, that instantaneously opening the door to the other side of fun loving creative euphoria. PyC#4 crushes my stress and has me soring up to the highest unforgettable mushroom capped trichome. Living up to its crazy name, I soon jump down the train of unexplainable giggling and thoughtful excitement. My dead weight gratefully lands safely on the over stuffed sofa!

 

Fresh new drops of kief always bring joyful feelings to our medical cannabis community. PyC#4's magical cannabis dust has blanketed my entire body, all while floating me to the piercing land of thoughful danky bliss.

 

  • Peace and Smoke up y'all! - Big J

Gallery, Reviews & Commentary

Maryland Cannabis Reviews

LEMON ROYALE SHATTER - DISTRICT CANNABIS

Hey hey from Big J smoke of the day! As the year begins with vibrant excitement, I’ve decided 2021 we’ll  start out reviews on a extreme HIGH point!  District Cannabis comes swang'n to the market as a new processors of fine Medical Cannabis in Maryland, with one spectacular strain extracted into shatter. #LemonRoyal manages to slam this Cannabis Connoisseur way into over exciting Shatter-drive!

  • Processor: District Cannabis 

  • Strain: Lemon Royal -Shatter! 

  • THCa: 85.04% 

  • Terps: 6.35% total

  • Tools: 10x loupe, Pax3/concentrate tray, and all my trusty dab tools!

 

Standard packaging for shatter these days… plastic, zipped up tight, and ready tooo goooooo!; however, I’m really digging the semi-transparent pure Cannabis nectar directly displayed for my home viewing!  My eyes’ catch an overly saturated golden honey Amber hue, pouring from the center of the medicine. As I study with my 10x loupe, an electrifying dance of colors  pop off my radiating small gram’r of shatter. Piercing tones of yellowish orange bleed deep into Amber happiness, and with one single pop it’s “shatterzzz" into pieces like fine stain glass!

 

I’m always searching and pleased to discover thick marshmallow colored vapor funneling through my Rig, and I uncover a magnificently clean citrus-sweet dankness, that sha'wacks my brain into all kinds of giggling laughy sensations! Pleasantly dropping me into an electrifying buzzing-body-blast that cascades through my frontal lobe within seconds of exhale. This batch of #lemonroyal shatter brings on a creative infatuation with music that bends past space. With a strong limonene uplifting delight, joyfulness is applied rip after rip, and liftoff is incredible to say the least. I’m sent instantaneously pin-balling through wonderful wormholes of a euphoric dreamy destination. All the while deep in session, I'm firmly relaxed, and my body is warmed into a pain forgetting Cannabis coma!

 

What a beautiful cross between Lemon Tree x GMO/TK Skunk that has birthed a strong sativa leaning strain, without darkness!  Wow... Like the sands of time, this batch of melting LemonRoyal shatter, truly slips me past the Golden Sun of evaporation and passages me to the other side.

 

  • Peace and smoke up y’all! - Big J

District Cannabis
Lemon Royale Shatter